Thoughts on WrestleMania

Overall, Wrestlemania was better than last year. It seemed like a "big deal" again, the matches were betterin general (And that jabroni Christian didn't win his match). Last year you had 'Taker vs Michaels and pretty much that was it. This year there were two real epics, 'Taker vs Michaels II and Jericho vs Edge.
Still everytime I watch WWE I'm puzzled as to why John Cena hasn't gotten any wrestling gear yet. Surely he could afford some tights and boots by now. Just because his skills are close to that of a backyarder shouldn't mandate that he look the part as well.
The Bret Hart vs Vince Mcmahon match went too long and I thought the whole thing about having all the Harts out there was hokey. Like they'd actually side with the guy whose responsible for deaths in their family over one of their own. Still Bret knocked the shit out of him with that damn chair.
I'd watch it again because I missed C.M. Punk vs Rey Mysterio. I'll be damned if I watch John Cena vs Batista again without a gun to my head. The Divas match was officially the worst Divas match ever. No redeeming qualities at all.
Cody Rhodes should be working at a damn grocery store. Randy Orton could've had a better match with Georgeous George's 97-year-old ex-wife or invalid hall-of-famer Mad Dog Vachon. I wonder if Jack Swagger always has that much trouble unfassening things?
I'm kinda surprised, well not surprised ; disappointed that HHH went over on Sheamus. Not that I really care that much for Sheamus, but he's pretty good. I think they should consider how much of their talent is getting older and more injury-prone.
Of the younger guys of course Evan Bourne is my favorite. I met him him when he was Matt Sydall. There's nothing cooler than seeing someone go from the Indys all the way to the Fed.
OK, there's my WrestleMania summary. It'll surely be published somewhere. But you guys saw it here first. Aren't you the lucky ones. Now I guess my Facebook will resume it's normal mundane activity.